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“It’s great to make my debut. To then cap it off with a goal is what I’ve been working for. Dario (Crewe Alexandra’s director of football) used to say my game isn’t just attacking and defending, it’s about goals as well and I proved that last season and hopefully I can do that for United.”
“When I first came on it scared me a little bit, to be fair, because I’m only used to 5,000 people now and then, but it’s a great atmosphere - the fans are great. It wasn’t the hardest game because they made it easier for me but I’m happy to be on the pitch getting minutes.”
- Nick Powell (Premier League 2012/13: Manchester United 4 - Wigan Athletic 0)
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Step 1: Go to ‘rainy mood.com’
Step 2: Light Up.
Step 3: Enjoy ;)
You’re welcome. “
word.
There is a chemical in a girls’ brain that is released at only two different times in her life, when she has sex, and when she breast feeds her baby. This chemical emotionally connects her to another person for the rest of her life. Us guys? We only release this chemical when we bond with our children. So if you think sex is a game and go around fucking as many girls as you want, remember that you will mentally mess this girl for the rest of her life. If you’re still friends afterwards then whatever, but she will always have the same feeling toward you because of this chemical. Just a little bit of science.
Catherine Deneuve & Françoise Dorleac
i want to be both of them